妙妙,你的内裤是什么颜色?虽然听起来很唐突,甚至有些失礼
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,但请允许我解释一下。人类对于美丽的事物总是充满求知欲
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,在身心都被你俘获之后,却依旧愿意更深地了解你,这种品格很难不为之称赞。所以,我不得不再提出这个问题:你的内裤是什么颜色?可惜囿于认知水平的局限,只能停留在想象。是紫色的吗?像是普罗旺斯盛开的薰衣草花海般芬芳
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。是红色的吗?如罗曼尼红酒灌溉的长河一样纯粹馥郁
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。是白色的吗?宛如鸢尾花在法兰西王室旗帜上圣洁绽放
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。......哦,你内裤的颜色。还有什么能比你牵起我更深的惆怅?你像是拉普兰的极光,如梦荡漾。你像是哈雷彗的锋芒,璀璨辉煌。你像是朦胧晨曦的登场,耀眼明亮。重申一遍,我不是变态