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你从小缺钙，长大缺爱，
                                                                                                            姥姥不疼，舅舅不爱。
                                                                                                            左脸欠抽，右脸欠踹。
                                                                                                           驴见l驴踢，猪见猪踩。
                                                                                                         天生就是属黄瓜的，欠拍。
                                                                                                            后天属核桃的，欠捶。



                                                                                                         终生属破摩托的，欠踹。
                                                                                                      找个媳妇属螺丝钉的，欠柠。
                                                                                                        你说你，奶奶我教你练刀，
                                                                                                  你练剑，你还上剑不练，练下贱。
                                                                                            金剑不练，练银剑，给你剑仙你不当，



                                                                                        赐你剑神你不做，非死皮赖脸哭喊着要做剑人。
                                                                                                          真是的，何必呢？
                                                                                                   因为所以，科学道理，不但而且，
                                                                                                         我是恁娘，看你玉树临风，
                                                                                                          英俊潇洒，风流倜傥，



                                                                                                          人见人爱，花见花开。
                                                                                                          想必一定是人渣中的极品，
                                                                                                        禽兽中的禽兽，看看啊。
                                                                                                       你这小脸瘦的，都没个猪样啦。
                                                                                                          现在把你丢到厕所里，



                                                                                                           厕所都能吐了。
                                                                                                          把你扔进黑洞里，
                                                                                                        黑洞也能自我爆炸了。
                                                                                                       快过节了，送你一副对联“
                                                                                                          上联：树不要皮，必死无疑，



                                                                                                          下联：人不要脸，天下无敌，
                                                                                                             横批：人之贱无敌。
                                                                                                     一巴掌把你打到墙上扣都扣不下来，，，
                                                                                                           你长得挺有创意，活得挺有勇气，
                                                                                                        丑不是你的本意，是上帝在发脾气，



                                                                                          你老说你女朋友长得美，。有钱，长的是有钱。
                                                                                                 长得跟前列线似的，尿尿都分叉了。
                                                                                                            赶快去治治吧，
                                                                                                      人贱一辈子，猪贱一刀子。
                                                                                   活着浪费空气，死了浪费土地，在家浪费RMB
                                                                                                      中国那么多兵器你不学，



                                                                                                             偏学剑’
                                                                                                            上剑不学学下剑；
                                                                                               下剑招式那么多，你学醉剑。
                                                                                                      剑铁剑你不学，去学银剑，
                                                                                                终于你练成了武林绝学：醉银剑。
                                                                                    最后达成人剑合一的境界------------剑人。。。。



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