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1楼2013-11-07 00:37回复
    Yesterday I went to my boyfriend-to-be's working place and had dinner with him.
    Because of the big discounts of ABC credit card, I ordered more a bottle of osaki.
    That was how the story started.
    We enjoyed the ramen and chatted while starting to drink osaki.
    I shouldn't have sipped so much at a time, but that was what I did.
    And soon I felt tipsy.
    Actually last time I drank this osaki with my colleages I also got drunk,
    but this time, to be honest, I was on purpose.
    I knew I would get drunk so I ordered it.
    I just wanna see what would happen.
    I realized that I was somewhat losing my mind then,
    I started to behave weird.
    I started to say something rubbish and talked like an idiot.
    I started to pretend that I was super drunk and I couldn't walk.
    I wanna see what he would do.
    Unfortunately, nothing happened!
    When we left the ramen restaurant I pretended to walk in an unsteady way.
    But when I was stumbling along the streets he just walked by me and did nothing.
    In fact my mind was quite clear and I hoped that he could support me, even just give me a hand.
    But, no.
    And when we finished the streets I felt more tipsy (but still clear-minded).
    I lifted my right arm on his left shoulder and buried my head.
    I was 100 percent sure that I was not that drunk. I was waiting.
    And we walked to the bus stop.
    He wanted to unbosom
    but there was always someone standing by and reading the signs.
    I thought I must be look stupid enough,
    so I said, leave it Thursday, now my head is empty.
    He said OK.
    But when the person reading signs left he wanted to start again.
    Yet he failed again cuz he was too stressed.
    I just ignored his words,
    looking at the buses and turning around looking at the person who was looking at me.
    Oh my goodness I've never seen so much tenderness in his eyes.
    Maybe because I was drunk.
    Then my bus came I stood up and walked to my bus.
    I forgot what he said to me but I was still stumbling--half real half pretended.
    Then I stumbled onto the bus and, to my disappointment,
    he didn't follow me to send me home..
    So, once again, as a tough woman, I went home all by myself though I was really drunk.
    During this time I missed my nearest stop. So stupid.
    When I was on my second bus he texted me did you arrive?
    HOLLY CRAP. I thought.
    When I got home,
    I started to spit all the things out to my best colleages with my tencent invisible.
    He called me suddenly and I hung it up.
    I said don't worry I arrived.
    He replied, I should have sent you home, you were so drunk.
    I typed, never mind.
    But my mind said, it's too late to apologize.
    To be continued...


    2楼2013-11-07 00:38
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      快来看我写的小说@风吹云自然动 精彩不?


      3楼2013-11-07 00:47
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        亲身经历么.


        IP属地:北京来自iPhone客户端4楼2013-11-07 03:14
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          Yesterday I went to my boyfriend-to-be's working place and had dinner with him.
          Because of the big discounts of ABC credit card, I ordered a bottle of osake.
          That was how the story started.
          As we enjoyed the ramen and chatted we starting to drink the osake.
          I shouldn't have sipped so much at a time, but that was what I did.
          And soon I felt tipsy.
          Actually, last time I drank osake with my colleagues I also got drunk.
          To be honest, this time it was on purpose.
          I knew I would get drunk so I ordered it.
          I just wanted to see what would happen.
          I realized that I was somewhat losing my mind, then
          I started to behave weird.
          I started saying ridiculous things and talking like an idiot.
          I started to pretend that I was super drunk and I couldn't walk.
          I wanted to see what he would do.
          Unfortunately, nothing happened.
          When we left the ramen restaurant I pretended to walk in an unsteady way.
          But as I was stumbling along the streets he just walked by me and did nothing.
          In fact, my mind was quite clear and I hoped that he could support me;
          even just to give me a hand.
          But, no.
          And when we finished the streets I felt more tipsy (but still clear-minded).
          I lifted my right arm on his left shoulder and buried my head.
          I was 100 percent sure that I was not that drunk. I was waiting for him to make a move.
          And we walked to the bus stop.
          He was about to express his affection to me,
          but there was always someone standing beside us, reading the signs.
          I thought I must look stupid enough,
          so I said, “ leave it until Thursday, now my head is empty.”
          He said OK.
          However when the person reading the signs left, he tried to start again.
          But he failed again cuz he was too stressed.
          I ignored his words,as I gazed at the buses.
          When I turned around,I looked at the person who was looking at me.
          Oh my goodness I've never seen so much tenderness in his eyes.
          Maybe because I was too drunk.
          Then, my bus came; so I stoop up and staggered towards it.
          I forgot what he said to me but I was still a little tipsy--half real and half pretending to be.
          I stumbled onto the bus and, to my disappointment,
          he didn't follow me to send me home..
          So, once again, being a tough woman,
          I went home all by myself even though I was really drunk.
          On my way home I missed my nearest stop. So stupid.
          When I was on my second bus he texted me "did you arrive?"
          HOLY CRAP. I thought.
          When I got home,
          I started to tell the whole story to my closest colleagues with my tencent invisible.
          He called me suddenly and I hung it up.
          Through tencent, I said “don't worry, I arrived."
          He replied, "I should have sent you home, you were so drunk."
          I typed, "never mind."
          But my mind said, it's too late to apologize.


          5楼2013-11-12 22:23
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            这下native点了、美国人帮我改了改


            6楼2013-11-12 22:24
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              不行 还是有错误


              7楼2013-11-25 01:08
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                Yesterday I went to my boyfriend-to-be's working place and had dinner with him.
                Because of the big discounts of ABC credit card, I ordered a bottle of osake.
                That was how the story started.
                As we enjoyed the ramen and chatted we starting to drink the osake.
                I shouldn't have sipped so much at a time, but that was what I did.
                And soon I felt tipsy.
                Actually, last time I drank osake with my colleagues I also got drunk.
                To be honest, this time it was on purpose.
                I knew I would get drunk so I ordered it.
                I just wanted to see what would happen.
                I realized that I was somewhat losing my mind, then
                I started to behave weird.
                I started saying ridiculous things and talking like an idiot.
                I started to pretend that I was super drunk and I couldn't walk.
                I wanted to see what he would do.
                Unfortunately, nothing happened.
                When we left the ramen restaurant I pretended to walk in an unsteady way.
                But as I was stumbling along the streets he just walked by me and did nothing.
                In fact, my mind was quite clear and I hoped that he could support me;
                even just to give me a hand.
                But, no.
                And when we arrived the traffic lights to the bus stop,
                I felt more tipsy (but still clear-minded).
                I placed my right arm on his left shoulder and buried my head.
                I was 100 percent sure that I was not that drunk.
                I was waiting for him to make a move.
                And we walked to the bus stop.
                He was about to express his affection to me,
                but there was always someone standing beside us, reading the signs.
                I thought I must look stupid enough,
                so I said, “ leave it until Thursday, now my head is empty.”
                He said OK.
                However when the person reading the signs left, he tried to start again.
                But he failed again cuz he was too stressed.
                I ignored his words.
                I was gazing at the buses before I turning around,
                looking at the person who was looking at me.
                Oh my goodness I've never seen so much tenderness in his eyes.
                Maybe because I was too drunk.
                Then, my bus came; so I stoop up and staggered towards it.
                I forgot what he said to me but I was still a little tipsy--half real and half pretending to be.
                I stumbled onto the bus and, to my disappointment,
                he didn't follow me to send me home..
                So, once again, being a tough woman,
                I went home all by myself even though I was really drunk.
                On my way home I missed my nearest stop. So stupid.
                When I was on my second bus he texted me "did you arrive?"
                HOLY CRAP. I thought.
                When I got home,
                I started to tell the whole story to my closest colleagues with my QQ invisible.
                He called me suddenly and I hung it up.
                Through QQ, I said “don't worry, I arrived."
                He replied, "I should have sent you home, you were so drunk."
                I typed, "never mind."
                But my mind said, it's too late to apologize.


                8楼2013-11-25 01:24
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                  大概看懂了。。。这情商低啊


                  来自iPhone客户端9楼2013-12-07 12:52
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                    啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!
                    好忧伤啊!!!!!
                    我看的要哭了!!!!!!!!!!


                    10楼2013-12-21 23:33
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                      时隔半年又看了一遍
                      忧伤
                      怎么会选了这样的男人


                      来自iPhone客户端11楼2014-06-29 23:39
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                        认真的看了一遍0.0
                        你还真是很坚强呢。


                        IP属地:北京12楼2015-04-27 09:20
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