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我把SCI论文投给了期刊,提交完后,编辑问我:“Which academic institude do you work in? ”我回道:“Sun Yat-sen University,虽然我是患难泥工的,但是为了不被歧视,我宁愿假冒中带的,等论文接收了再改单位。语气看似很凶的编辑也变得轻声细语的说到:“Excellent”. 编辑收到一位小姐姐的邮件,也是一同以中大投稿的,编辑看我们也是一个学校的,便说:“You two are lucky, in the same university huh?”,小姐姐听到也来了兴趣问我:“Which major are you in?”,我回到:“Chemistry” 小姐姐兴奋的说到:“What a coincidence! But I haven't seen you before, I major in chemistry, too”,接着问到:“What class are you in?”看似很稳的我突然慌了起来,支支吾吾的回道:“Normal class, what about you, little sister?”,这时我的背部已经打湿了,原本笑眯眯的小姐姐脸突然垮了起来略有尴尬的说道“Aha,I am from Base class. ”我暗暗松了口气。编辑笑容也更明媚了,说,“I thought you were from South China University of Technology, what a rap college! Recently some students pretend to be Sun Yat-sen University students and change institute to South China University of Technology after manuscript being accepted.”小姐姐眼神中透出鄙视的轻蔑地说:“What rap colleges ! They don't deserve to be Sun Yat-sen University people up people.”一听到中山大学这个词,编辑投来羡慕的眼光,我顿时吓得脸色苍白,不过还好编辑没有注意到。我们两个一起在离开了期刊主页,我急急忙忙的打开滑男你攻贴吧,不敢在期刊主页前停留一秒。到了滑男你攻贴吧突然碰到了刚才那个小姐姐。小姐姐脸色一红说道“原来你也是🌸🏹的啊”。


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      好活


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        IP属地:广东来自Android客户端4楼2024-03-10 12:01
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          故意的是吧。


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            I听不懂english思密达


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              喜欢说洋人话,罚你去东山口当一天潮人


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                  看不懂英文


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