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Lesson5 Teacher and students
1.
Teacher:If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other,what would I have?
Student:Big hands.
2.
Teacher:Here are two birds,one is a swallow,the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student:I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher:Please tell us.
Student:The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
3.
Teacher:Can you tell me what fish net is made,Ann?
Ann:A lot of little holes tied together with strings.
4.
Teacher:Do you know where God is?
Student:He was in my bathroom this morning.
Teacher:How do you know that?
Student:This morning my Dad cried outside the bathroom,"My God,when will you come out"?
5.
Lingling:Would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher:Of course not.
Lingling:Good,because I haven't done my homework.
6.
Bob:My uncle has 1000 men under him.
Teacher:He is really somebody. What does he do?
Bob:A keeper man in a cemetery.
7.
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow."
8.
Teacher:Mike,you are always asking your father to do your homework instead,and again this time...
Mike:Pardon,sir,this time at first I would not let him do it,but my mother is too busy.
词汇
swallow /'swɒləʊ/,/'swɑ:loʊ/ n.燕子
sparrow /'spærəʊ/ n.麻雀
string /'strɪŋ/ n.线；细绳
somebody /'sʌmbədi/ n.大人物
keeper man 看守的人
cemetery /'semətr(e)i/ n.墓地
instead /in'sted/ adv.替代