http://m.video.baomihua.com/QR/zhang9905/16678344 (中文字幕视频)
My fellow brothers, I, Billy Herrington, stands here today. Humbled by the task before us, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our niconico ancestors. We are the midst of crisis. Niconico douga is at war against far reaching storm of disturbance and deletion. Niconico's economy is badly weakened, (which is) a consequence of carelessness and irresponsibility on the part of management, but also on the collective failure to make hard choices and prepared for a new mad age. Today, I say to you, that the challenge is real, they are serious, and they are many. They will not be easily met or in a short span of time. But know that at Niconico, they will be met. In reaffirming the greatness of our site, we understand that greatness is never given, our journey has never been one of shortcuts. It has not been for the path,for the faint-hearted or seek only the fleshly pleasures. Rather, it has been the risk-takers, the wasted genii, the creators of MAD thing. For us, they toiled in sweatshops, and endured the lash of the spanking, time and time again these men struggled and sacrificed so that we might live better. We remain the most powerful site on the internet and minds are no less inventive. And services no less needed than they were last week or yesterday, or the day before the day after tomorrow. Starting today, we must pull♂up♂our♂pants，dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking Niconico douga. Now, there are some who question the scale of our ambitions, who suggest that our server system cannot tolerate too many movies. Their memories are short, for they have forgotten what Niconico already has done. What free man can achieve when imagination is joined the common purpose. And so, to all the people who are watching this video, from the grandest cities to the small villages where IKZO was born, know that Niconico is a friend of every man who seeks the future of love and peace. Now, we will begin to responsibly leave authorized common materials to Niconico people, and forge a hard-earned peace in this MAD world. What is required of us now, is a new era of responsibility. This is the price and promise of Niconico common’s citizenship. Niconico douga, in the face of our common dangers, in this winter of our hardship, let us remember these timeless words. Ass♂we♂can. Let it be said by our children’s children, that when we were tested by DOS attacks, when we were refused by Youtube, we did not turn back and nor did we falter. And we carried forth that great gift of freedom be delivered it safely to future generations. Thank you, god bless, god bless Niconico douga.
我的兄弟们，我，比利·海灵顿，站在这里，为面前的艰巨任务而卑微，铭记着Niconico前人忍受的牺牲。我们正处于危机中，Niconico动画正与骚乱和删除的风暴搏斗。Niconico的金融状况受到了严重的削弱，这是管理部分的粗心大意和不负责任的结果，但也是做出艰难选择上集体的失败，这让我们必须得准备面对一个疯狂的时代。今天，我将告诉你们，这个挑战是真实的，多而严峻。它们在短期内不会被轻易打败，但要知道在Niconico，它们一定将会被击败。重申我们网站的伟大时，我们理解了伟大从来没有被给予过我们。我们的路，从来，也永远不会有捷径。它不是那些胆小者或享乐者的路。它是那些冒险家，那些被浪费的天才，和那些疯狂事物创造者的路。为了我们，他们辛勤耕耘，忍受着鞭打与掌掴。一次又一次，他们挣扎着，奉献着，为了让我们的生活变得更美好。我们依然是互联网上最具有影响力的网站，而我们的思维依然独出心裁，而服务依然像上星期，昨天或是前天一样被需要。从今天开始，我们应该重新振作（直译：拉♂起♂裤♂子，抖抖灰尘），再次开始重建Niconico的工作。现在，有一些人正质问着我们的雄心，他们认为我们的服务器无法承载太多的影片。然而他们太健忘了。他们忘记了Niconico已经完成的事。每个人思维自由驰骋的疆域都是我们的共同目标。所以，所有现在看着这个视频的人，从大都市，到小乡村，那IKZO诞生的地方，都应当知道，Niconico是每一个追求爱与和平的未来的人的战友。现在，我们将开始负责任地留下那些Niconico用户所普遍认可的素材，在这个疯狂的世界中锻造出来之不易的和平。我们现在需要的，是一个勇于负责的新时代。这是Niconico人民的共同责任与承诺。Niconico动画，在我们共同的威胁面前，在我们艰辛的寒冬中，让我们记住这些永恒的话语。 Ass♂we♂can. 让我们的子孙后代说，当我们备受DOS攻击的考验时，当我们被Youtube拒绝时，我们从来不后退，从来不颤抖。我们会将伟大的自由之火向后代安全地传递。感谢你们，上帝保佑，上帝保佑Niconico动画。
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My fellow brothers, I, Billy Herrington, stands here today. Humbled by the task before us, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our niconico ancestors. We are the midst of crisis. Niconico douga is at war against far reaching storm of disturbance and deletion. Niconico's economy is badly weakened, (which is) a consequence of carelessness and irresponsibility on the part of management, but also on the collective failure to make hard choices and prepared for a new mad age. Today, I say to you, that the challenge is real, they are serious, and they are many. They will not be easily met or in a short span of time. But know that at Niconico, they will be met. In reaffirming the greatness of our site, we understand that greatness is never given, our journey has never been one of shortcuts. It has not been for the path,for the faint-hearted or seek only the fleshly pleasures. Rather, it has been the risk-takers, the wasted genii, the creators of MAD thing. For us, they toiled in sweatshops, and endured the lash of the spanking, time and time again these men struggled and sacrificed so that we might live better. We remain the most powerful site on the internet and minds are no less inventive. And services no less needed than they were last week or yesterday, or the day before the day after tomorrow. Starting today, we must pull♂up♂our♂pants，dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking Niconico douga. Now, there are some who question the scale of our ambitions, who suggest that our server system cannot tolerate too many movies. Their memories are short, for they have forgotten what Niconico already has done. What free man can achieve when imagination is joined the common purpose. And so, to all the people who are watching this video, from the grandest cities to the small villages where IKZO was born, know that Niconico is a friend of every man who seeks the future of love and peace. Now, we will begin to responsibly leave authorized common materials to Niconico people, and forge a hard-earned peace in this MAD world. What is required of us now, is a new era of responsibility. This is the price and promise of Niconico common’s citizenship. Niconico douga, in the face of our common dangers, in this winter of our hardship, let us remember these timeless words. Ass♂we♂can. Let it be said by our children’s children, that when we were tested by DOS attacks, when we were refused by Youtube, we did not turn back and nor did we falter. And we carried forth that great gift of freedom be delivered it safely to future generations. Thank you, god bless, god bless Niconico douga.
我的兄弟们，我，比利·海灵顿，站在这里，为面前的艰巨任务而卑微，铭记着Niconico前人忍受的牺牲。我们正处于危机中，Niconico动画正与骚乱和删除的风暴搏斗。Niconico的金融状况受到了严重的削弱，这是管理部分的粗心大意和不负责任的结果，但也是做出艰难选择上集体的失败，这让我们必须得准备面对一个疯狂的时代。今天，我将告诉你们，这个挑战是真实的，多而严峻。它们在短期内不会被轻易打败，但要知道在Niconico，它们一定将会被击败。重申我们网站的伟大时，我们理解了伟大从来没有被给予过我们。我们的路，从来，也永远不会有捷径。它不是那些胆小者或享乐者的路。它是那些冒险家，那些被浪费的天才，和那些疯狂事物创造者的路。为了我们，他们辛勤耕耘，忍受着鞭打与掌掴。一次又一次，他们挣扎着，奉献着，为了让我们的生活变得更美好。我们依然是互联网上最具有影响力的网站，而我们的思维依然独出心裁，而服务依然像上星期，昨天或是前天一样被需要。从今天开始，我们应该重新振作（直译：拉♂起♂裤♂子，抖抖灰尘），再次开始重建Niconico的工作。现在，有一些人正质问着我们的雄心，他们认为我们的服务器无法承载太多的影片。然而他们太健忘了。他们忘记了Niconico已经完成的事。每个人思维自由驰骋的疆域都是我们的共同目标。所以，所有现在看着这个视频的人，从大都市，到小乡村，那IKZO诞生的地方，都应当知道，Niconico是每一个追求爱与和平的未来的人的战友。现在，我们将开始负责任地留下那些Niconico用户所普遍认可的素材，在这个疯狂的世界中锻造出来之不易的和平。我们现在需要的，是一个勇于负责的新时代。这是Niconico人民的共同责任与承诺。Niconico动画，在我们共同的威胁面前，在我们艰辛的寒冬中，让我们记住这些永恒的话语。 Ass♂we♂can. 让我们的子孙后代说，当我们备受DOS攻击的考验时，当我们被Youtube拒绝时，我们从来不后退，从来不颤抖。我们会将伟大的自由之火向后代安全地传递。感谢你们，上帝保佑，上帝保佑Niconico动画。
如果不满意的，可以看一下屑站的版本！
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