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want the rest of your life taken good care of?
step 1:hit someone up for an Apple purchase.step 2:upgrade to IOS 11.step 3:congrats,your Apple has turned into a concrete granite! hold on a sec,,,hear me out! that you've gotta threaten to Apple-bash your prey's head in if he doesn't give you all his money.step 4:he managed to escape and called the cops,and you are all set


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