终于要毕业了，学霸问自己爱慕三年的女神报哪个学校，女神告诉他暨南大学，学霸微笑着说：咱们后会有期！他要给女神一个意外的惊喜。开学了，学霸怀揣录取通知书满脸期待又兴奋地踏上了开往济南的列车。

I am the bone of my experience吾以经验为骨
Water is my body
以水为吾身
And tomb is my blood
以坟为吾血
I have push DuNiang countless time
吾曾无数次推倒度娘
Never loss
从未失手
Nor never satisfied
亦从未满足
With stood pain to crowds of experience
吾独醉于经验之中
Yet those hands will never hold anything
故此生已无任何意义
So as I pray
所以吾祈求
Unlimited Water Works
无限水制 。