Physical nakedness is much easier than emotional nakedness. Especially if you're someone whose personality seems about equally divided between extreme introversion and extreme extroversion.
On Lovesexy Prince, huffing and puffing angrily, takes Wendy, Lisa, Susannah, Wally, Chuck Huntsberry and Steve Fargnoli and throws them all in a closet. He locks the door, tosses its key into the deep blue underground, and positions a large ceramic cock sculpture in front of it just to be sure (he has many large ceramic cock sculptures around Paisley Park, just in case Sinead O'Connor comes round). He then paints over the door, the keyhole and the big ceramic cock in bright pastel colors. Humming Parliament songs to himself, he frantically paints the first coat. Then he paints another coat. Then another. Then another, and another, and keeps going until his mural is a thick, almost deafening blowout of bravura spirituality. Then he winks suggestively, and asks you if you'd like to swap coats, and points towards his....but, really, the much-ballyhoed god-is-love-is-sex-or-thereabouts axiom of "Lovesexy" was for all intents and purposes just a louder, more obnoxious redux of Parade/Under The Cherry Moon's equivalent aesthetic, and essentially an self-intervention to reconvince himself of his own god after his post-Revolution slide into secular "nasty bitch!" Blackness. Whatever gets him to come at night, I guess. At least it's more exaltation than sermon, unlike certain other religiously-bound moments in Prince's discography.
You or I, who are not Prince (unless you are, in which case CAN I GET MY COPY OF CRYSTAL BALL ALREADY PLEASE, I ORDERED IT A FUCKING DECADE AGO), can happily dig his oh-lord-bless-me-on-the-one gospel some of the time, but for most of the album the lyrical substance of Lovesexy is completely bulldozed by the very restraint-free bluster with which it's delivered, rendering the album a talkin'-loud-and-sayin-nothin' dull knife of the worst kind. Prince gets everything absolutely right on the title track, which is a joyous swagger down to a perfect utopia located at the orthocenter of a triangle formed by his spirituality, his libido and his sense of humor. The lead single Alphabet Street also works fairly flawlessly, though like almost every track here kinda overstays its welcome by about two minutes. But Eye No, Glam Slam, Dance On and Positivity are overcooked to the point of absurdity; tightly wound rollercoaster arrangements or knowingly complicated drum programming go for naught when all the songs seem to do is thrash around like a Jesus Fish on a shipdeck. It's not too hard to see a parallel between him sabotaging his own never-released lament Wally with endless overdubbing because it was too honest, and him ruining with endless overarrangement his own resolution of the tumultuous series of events that Wally was originally supposed to document; religious ephiphanies don't go so well with irony.