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【文】Obi与后宫之间的小段子~

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腐向为主!腐向为主!腐向为主!重说三!
既然不限腐那就来发小段子辣~虽然蛮想写文,可是还有好多坑没有填so……


来自Android客户端1楼2015-11-22 12:36回复
    我的上一个帖子貌似被度娘吞多了qwq


    来自Android客户端2楼2015-11-22 12:38
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      【一】Dying man 将死之人〖Obi+Guigon〗
      "Obi?! "
      "Ma...Master?"
      "Hey...What's wrong? Are you all right? "
      "ahh...Master!...I am really happy...that...we will meet again soon and...and...
      "Obi! Obi...Don't worr..."
      "Listen! Listen...Nothing can separat us again right?"
      "Obi!!!...shh...I know, I know."


      来自Android客户端3楼2015-11-22 12:47
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        甜甜甜!!!
        【二】Question for Master给师傅的问题(obi+ani)
        "Dear Master~"
        "Eh? What's wrong my little Ani?"
        "Why the sky is blue?"
        "Because......&%#......&#%"
        "Woo~ Master is so wise!"Ani take a step to his dear master.
        "So......Why are the flowers red?"Ani take Obi's hand and look upwards at him.
        "Because......&#%......my dear Ani."
        "That's really cool!"Ani take another step to his master.
        "But......Could you tell me why my dear master's face is look like a flower?"
        Obi-wan doesn't say anything, just take the boy in front of him to his arm.
        And kisses his face gently.


        来自iPhone客户端4楼2015-11-23 12:09
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          (#゚Д゚)


          IP属地:北京来自Android客户端6楼2015-11-23 18:16
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            中英对照,难道又吞掉了?!
            【二】Question for Master给师傅的问题(obi+ani)
            "Dear Master~"
            "Eh? What's wrong my little Ani?"
            "Why the sky is blue?"
            "Because......&%#......&#%"
            "Woo~ Master is so wise!"Ani take a step to his dear master.
            "So......Why are the flowers red?"Ani take Obi's hand and look upwards at him.
            "Because......&#%......my dear Ani."
            "That's really cool!"Ani take another step to his master.
            "But......Could you tell me why my dear master's face is look like a flower?"
            Obi-wan doesn't say anything, just take the boy in front of him to his arm.
            And kisses his face gently.
            “亲爱的师父~"
            ”嗯哼,怎么啦!我的小Ani?”
            “为什么天是蓝色的呢?”
            “因为blabla......”
            “哇~师父好聪明!”Ani向前走进了师父一步。
            “那么......为什么花是红色的呢?”Ani拉起师父的手。
            “因为blabla......”
            “太厉害了!”Ani又向前走了一步。
            “但是......你能告诉我为什么我师父的脸像花那样呢?”
            Obi-wan什么也没说,只是抱住了他面前的男孩,
            轻轻的亲吻着他的脸颊。


            来自iPhone客户端7楼2015-11-23 23:55
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              “师……师父,我我我有话和你说”
              “说啊?”
              “你跟我来,这里讲话方便些啦”
              诶这不是去我卧室的路?……
              “说吧?”


              来自Android客户端8楼2015-11-28 11:34
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                @兔子帮暗月教


                IP属地:北京来自Android客户端10楼2015-12-01 20:52
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                  AO
                  "Hey, are you feeling cold? You keep trembling......"
                  "En...Im, Im all right, it just just...never mind, nothing."
                  "Anything bothering you? Just tell me, we can figure it out together."
                  "No...No you cant..."
                  Suddenly the door opened, a Jedi with burnt on his clothes and blood on his face come in.
                  Tired is on his movement.
                  "OMG! Where have you been! Are you all right? "
                  "Haa...Yeah Im all right, dont worry little ani...I just need a little rest."
                  The Jedi set on the floor and seems fell asleep quickly.
                  Anakin smiled, stood there and watching the Jedi sleepy. He took a blanket and set beside the Jedi, put the blanket around him and just smiled.
                  As the Jedi's word, like the spring flower.


                  来自Android客户端12楼2015-12-03 11:33
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                    Finally! Padame glanced at Anakin. Finally, see?! I told you they are a couple! R2, and 3PO! Look! I told you!


                    来自Android客户端13楼2015-12-03 11:36
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                      多了个字母。。。对不起胖大妈好不容易成腐女还。。。被窝拼错名字。。。我错了。。。


                      来自Android客户端14楼2015-12-03 11:38
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                        中文----------
                        “嘿……你怎么了?一直发抖……”
                        “没事,没事,就是……算了,没什么”
                        “有什么事你告诉我啊,我们可以一起解决啊。”
                        突然门开了,一个袍子上带着烧灼得印记,连上挂着鲜血的绝地走了进来。疲倦写在他脸上
                        “天哪,你去哪了?还好吗?”
                        “还好,没事,就是有点累,亲爱的小安。”
                        绝地坐在了地板上,似乎很快的入睡。
                        安纳金站在那里看着昏昏欲睡得绝地,微笑着。
                        他拿起毯子,走过去坐在绝地得身边,把毯子盖在他身上。
                        按照绝地的话说,安纳金的笑,像是春天的阳光一样。
                        看见了吧!R2!3PO!看见了吧!我说过他俩是一对!看见了吧!我说过!


                        来自Android客户端15楼2015-12-06 03:01
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                          【QOA?单恋一条龙】致亲爱的师傅/徒弟(内有yoda x windo乱入)
                          (一.Qui-gon)


                          来自Android客户端17楼2015-12-09 12:09
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                            亲爱的师父杜库,今年是我以绝地英灵身份生活的第二十年。
                            二十年间,我遇见很多人,身边发生很多事,也思考许多,这就是为什么,我现在给您写,这封我想写了以久的信。
                            我还记得我还是十几岁的学徒时,您对我说:“绝地守则是死的,而绝地武士不应该是。”这是我印象最深的一句教导,你是我那时除了尤达大师和云度大师以外最敬佩的人,现在也是,只不过欧比旺表现的真的很出色罢了。
                            关于那句被我封为座右铭的话,我一直“谨守遵行”,以至于我心中的天才少年杀死了师父您(笑)。这么多年来,我几乎天天以蓝色的绝地英灵的模样出现在欧比旺在塔图因的木屋中,知道他也变成了一样的“小蓝人”。塔图因天气恶劣,驻地附近时常还有沙地人的攻击。但我从未劝说过他离开,至少在这个星球上找一个舒适的地区。从来没有,您也许不会想到,当年为“共和国”而杀死您的年轻人会代替您的位置,站在西斯旁边。我不知道您怎么样了,在“那边”,我并未明确地感受到我亲爱的师父的原力。
                            我昨晚静坐时,突然想起您。是我接受测试的前一天晚上,你没有告诉我去养精蓄锐,而是与我坐在绝地圣殿前说了一晚上话(虽然最后我还是睡着了)。现在想想,我真的很感谢您近二十年的教导,我亲爱的老师。我不能确定您是否在这里,但我想您若在的话,一定能感受到我的原力对吧?我要讲这封信付之一炬了,如果您看不到,那就算是我心中唯一您不知道的秘密了。
                            ——心怀崇敬的徒弟魁刚-金,于塔图因,秋


                            来自iPhone客户端19楼2015-12-11 12:29
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                              Dear Master Dooku, this is the twentieth year I lived as a Jedi sprit. During the twenty years, I met a lot of people, some incident happened around me, and I think a lot as well. That's why I am writing this letter that I wanted to write for a long time.
                              I can still remember when I was at my tenth as your apprentice. You said“ The Jedi code is tracked but a Jedi Knight shouldn't been." That's my most impressive motto in my 'life'. You were the person who I admired the most besides Master Yoda and Master Windu. And now you still are, just Obi-wan did a really good job.
                              I was always following that motto, it probably caused the genius in my mind killed you(laugh). During these years, I almost stayed at Obi-wan's home in Tatooine everyday , as the 'blue guy', until he became one himself. The weather is awful there, also there were attack by the sandy people from time to time.
                              However, I never try to persuade him to leave, even find a comfort place on this planet(but both of us don't think there's one:). Never. Maybe you will not knot that the young who killed you for the 'republic' had taken your place and sited beside Sith's dinner table. I don't know if you are or you were 'there'. I didn't really feel your forth over there.
                              Last night I was sitting in peace, the night that before I have the examination came up. It's about you. You didn't tell me to get some rest, on the contrary, you just stayed with me outside and talked for the whole night(however I fell asleep at last). Think about it, I'm really appreciate you, for being a fantastic master and good friend, for your leading almost twenty years, my dear master. I'm not sure you are here around us, but if you are, you can fell me right ? I'm going to burn this letter, if you can't get a chance to read this letter, it'll be the only secret in my heart from.
                              ----Respectful, apprentice Qui-gon. At Tatooine, fall.


                              来自iPhone客户端20楼2015-12-11 13:12
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