"Alright, ya'll. This is a roll call. Let me see you, Big City, Live City, Rip City, Mexico City, China. London.
"Where you at, dude with all the hats? Dude with the hair cut. Dude with the beard. All you baby sizes. Shag sizes. No, really — Shaq sizes."
NBA fans then get their turn. "Let me see you fantasy owners, tweeters, blog readers. Gamers. Game-timers. Let me see you floor seats, family seats, your momma's seats, best seats in the house.
"Let's see you legends, coaches, trainers. You too, rookie. Both of you. Pick No. 1. Pick No. 2. Pick No. 28. Pick of the Year."
Then we see James being introduced with his new Cavaliers teammates. "Ha, that's gonna befun. Let's see you dancers, ring leaders, real leaders. Guy coming off the bench. Guy leaving the bench behind. Passers. Dunkers. Blockers Buzzer-beaters. Contenders. Championship defenders. It's tip-off time, ya'll. Everybody up!"