menu
(presented by bj)
downstairs - open console
die - start the game
fast - easy (SIIIISSIIIIIEEEEEE)
slow - medium (well...)
sadistic - hard (<
cancer - cancel ... JUST CHANGED THE L TO AN R omg, there are people out there who don't even get THIS!
['seidizem] - we explain the most innovative and brand new kind of sadism, some rules youshould hold on to while suffering in our world
see your blood - options
fingers - WHAT might that be EH?!? controls, stupid!
use the faults - USE DEFAULTS, DAMMIT!!!!!
stretch fingers - advanced options
ears - sound, what else
eyes - maybe, just MAYBE THAT'S ABOUT VIDEO OPTIONS, moron
eye options - video options
eye modes - video modes *yawn*
tear control - you know, this friggin stuff about protecting your children from violenceand bloodblahblahblah who the fuck has children anyway
downdate - UPDATE, OKAY?!?!???? IT'S UPDATE. damn. i doubt it will ever work.
internal error - some kind of ... back
die on - that's about stopping dying at any time you want and continuing dying later. (well later might be now, you know...)
die on - for those who REALLY REALLY didn't get it by now: LOAD GAME.
life insurance - save game
internal error - erm,... we already had that i think
multisadism - share the pain with others
quickie - connect to the fastest active internet g... WTF?!? CAN'T YOU READ?! THAT'SEXACTLY WHAT THE MENU SAYS!!!!!
websadism - server list,... aaawwww c'mon, you know that one, don't you?!
no, i won't explain all those list options, just remember: flame is game and mulder is filter.
spectate flames - YEAH this stupid spectator mode. GET OUTA HERE AND STARTPLAYING!!
verbal sadism - i never used it, who actually did?! noone. don't bother me with that shit.
lansadism - LAN.. local area network... got it?!
egosadism - i think it was "customize" or something... go figure
fingers - oh shut up.
internal error - I SAID: S H U T U P ! ! !
less sadistic - never, NEVER click that button,... well okay, maybe you're just one of those lame suckers who can't handle the pure sadism lying deep within this mod,... i guess then it's alright... go click it. i don't care. play all those less sadistic mods. no one cares, actually. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU AND YOUR RUINED LIFE, NO ONE, YOU HEAR ME?!? NO ONE!!!!!! IN THE END YOU WILL FACE SADISM ANYWAY, IN YOUR REAL LIFE, THAT IS!!! mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahaaaa (<
arrogant - okay, you really wanna do it, right? it's "activate", for your little, narrowminded... erm... mind.
insteal - install mods not yet installed on your system.
physic sunside - link to some site,... don't know don't care.
refish - refresh ... O:
deshagtivate - austin powers is EVERYWHERE. YOU CAN'T ESCAPE HIS (rather charming) SADISM!!!!
internal error - *sigh*
the doomed - i guess it's a readme about halflife.
the farm - link to http://farm.muddasheep.com ... just try it.
amen.
(presented by bj)
downstairs - open console
die - start the game
fast - easy (SIIIISSIIIIIEEEEEE)
slow - medium (well...)
sadistic - hard (<
cancer - cancel ... JUST CHANGED THE L TO AN R omg, there are people out there who don't even get THIS!
['seidizem] - we explain the most innovative and brand new kind of sadism, some rules youshould hold on to while suffering in our world
see your blood - options
fingers - WHAT might that be EH?!? controls, stupid!
use the faults - USE DEFAULTS, DAMMIT!!!!!
stretch fingers - advanced options
ears - sound, what else
eyes - maybe, just MAYBE THAT'S ABOUT VIDEO OPTIONS, moron
eye options - video options
eye modes - video modes *yawn*
tear control - you know, this friggin stuff about protecting your children from violenceand bloodblahblahblah who the fuck has children anyway
downdate - UPDATE, OKAY?!?!???? IT'S UPDATE. damn. i doubt it will ever work.
internal error - some kind of ... back
die on - that's about stopping dying at any time you want and continuing dying later. (well later might be now, you know...)
die on - for those who REALLY REALLY didn't get it by now: LOAD GAME.
life insurance - save game
internal error - erm,... we already had that i think
multisadism - share the pain with others
quickie - connect to the fastest active internet g... WTF?!? CAN'T YOU READ?! THAT'SEXACTLY WHAT THE MENU SAYS!!!!!
websadism - server list,... aaawwww c'mon, you know that one, don't you?!
no, i won't explain all those list options, just remember: flame is game and mulder is filter.
spectate flames - YEAH this stupid spectator mode. GET OUTA HERE AND STARTPLAYING!!
verbal sadism - i never used it, who actually did?! noone. don't bother me with that shit.
lansadism - LAN.. local area network... got it?!
egosadism - i think it was "customize" or something... go figure
fingers - oh shut up.
internal error - I SAID: S H U T U P ! ! !
less sadistic - never, NEVER click that button,... well okay, maybe you're just one of those lame suckers who can't handle the pure sadism lying deep within this mod,... i guess then it's alright... go click it. i don't care. play all those less sadistic mods. no one cares, actually. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU AND YOUR RUINED LIFE, NO ONE, YOU HEAR ME?!? NO ONE!!!!!! IN THE END YOU WILL FACE SADISM ANYWAY, IN YOUR REAL LIFE, THAT IS!!! mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahaaaa (<
arrogant - okay, you really wanna do it, right? it's "activate", for your little, narrowminded... erm... mind.
insteal - install mods not yet installed on your system.
physic sunside - link to some site,... don't know don't care.
refish - refresh ... O:
deshagtivate - austin powers is EVERYWHERE. YOU CAN'T ESCAPE HIS (rather charming) SADISM!!!!
internal error - *sigh*
the doomed - i guess it's a readme about halflife.
the farm - link to http://farm.muddasheep.com ... just try it.
amen.
