现在别傲我怕你以后给我下跪的样子太难看 百度:Now don't I afraid you kneel down to me too ugly【现在我不害怕你跪下来我太丑了】 谷歌:Now proud I am afraid you do not give me kneel look after too ugly【现在,骄傲的我怕你不给我下跪照顾得太难看】 度娘抽了谷歌神逻辑
你一刀痛死我说是手哆嗦信不信我一枪毙了你说是枪走火。 百度:Your knife is killing me is shaking hands letter not letter Ishoot you say is the gun fire.【你的刀是杀害我握手的信不信我毙了你说的是枪。】 谷歌:You knife killing me say that I believe it is shaking hands shot gun fire you say.【你一刀杀了我说,我相信它是握手射枪火你说。】 我再次相信了谷歌和百度是机油!
我情愿在男人堆里当女汉子,也不愿意在女人堆里玩脑子。 百度:I would rather in the pile of men as women man, also don't want to play in the brain in a woman.【我宁愿在男人堆作为女性的人,也不想在一个女人的大脑活动。】 谷歌:I prefer women in a man pile when man is not willing to play in estrogen brain.【我更喜欢女人在一个男人的时候一堆人不愿意在雌激素的脑打球。】 无力吐槽
据说,每个人都有一个毛病,越是喜欢谁,就越爱欺负谁 百度:Reportedly, everyone has a problem, the more like who,more love to bully who【据了解,每个人都有问题,更喜欢谁,更爱欺负人】 谷歌:It is said that everyone has a fault, more like who, the more love bully who【有人说,每个人都有错,更喜欢谁,越爱欺负谁】 除了你们谁都没问题.。
待我长发及腰,少年已怀佳人笑 百度:To my long hair and waist, the juvenile is pregnant woman laugh【我的头发长及腰部,青少年怀孕的女人笑】 谷歌:I have long hair to be waist, laughing teenager pregnant with beauty【我有长头发是腰,笑小将钟灵毓秀】 我不知道他们怎么了..
天真岁月不忍欺,青春荒唐我不负你。 百度:The innocent years to bully, youth ridiculous I don't owe you.【欺负天真的年华,青春的可笑,我不欠你的。】 谷歌:Can not bear to bully innocent years, youth absurd I live for you.【实在不忍心欺负无辜年,青年荒谬的我为你而活。】 我还能说什么..亲,精神病药只要998只要998
凰兮凰兮从我栖,得托孳尾永为妃 度娘:Huang Xi Huang Xi from my dwelling, supporting breed tail wing for theprincess 【黄西黄西从我的住处,支持公主品种尾翼】 谷歌:Huang Xi Huang Xi from my perch, have never asked propagation tail Weifei 【黄希黄希从我的鲈鱼,从来没有要求传播的尾巴为妃】 噗..黄西无辜中枪