我也是元老，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

If you sign in with a day 4 experience, 18th 300000/4 = 75000 days, if start check-in at the age of 1, 100 = 100 days, you want to live almost 200 years to keep every sign in (who knows there is no sign in this thing after 200), water 4 experience again if you every day, half the time, but considering the reality, you can't live again in 100, in 50 years, you have to water every day 16 experience, may be you are a diligent person, water 32 experience every day, it need 25 years!!!!!!!!!!! Again if you are a big monster, daily water 64 experience, then as long as 12.5 years!!!!!!!!!!! If you are an impatient person, water 128 experience every day, you as long as 6.25 years!!!!!!!!!!!! If you are hungry, water 256 experience, every day that you fort, as long as 3.125 years!!!!!!!!!!! Of course, you will feel or too far away for 3 years, every day you are idle egg hurts, busy water 512 experience, bunkers, you only need to 1.5625 years, only a little more than a year and a half!!!!!

没错！你没看错！我就是混脸熟！请叫我2师兄[酷]

有哪些帝吧来的兄弟？？？？

不觉明历，不过看起来好像很厉害的样子。话说我会成为元老吗？？？

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大家好，我是一名中学生，马上双休日就没了。明天是最后一天放假.爸爸妈妈特地带我们去动物园玩.
按惯例.我们早餐喜欢吃地瓜粥.今天因为地瓜卖完了,妈妈只好黔驴技穷地削些芋头滥竽充数.没想到那些种在阳台上的芋头很好吃.全家都贪得无厌地自食其果.
出门前,我那徐娘半老的妈妈打扮得花枝招展,鬼斧神工到一点也看不出是个糟糠之妻.头顶羽毛未丰的爸爸也赶紧洗心革面地沐浴面冠,换上双管齐下的西装,英俊得惨绝人寰,鸡飞狗跳到让人退避三舍.东施效颦爱漂亮的妹妹更是穿上调整型内衣,愚公移山画虎类犬打扮得霞光四射,趾高气扬地穿上新买的高跟鞋.
我们一丘之貉坐着素车白马,很快到了动物园,不料参观的人多到豺狼当道草木皆兵.害我们一家骨肉分离,妻离子散的爸爸鞠躬尽瘁地到处广播,终于找到差点认贼作父的我和遇人不淑的妹妹.后来我们一起拍了张强颜欢笑的全家福.
接着到鸡鸣狗盗的鸟园欣赏风声鹤唳哀鸿遍野的大自然美妙音乐.后来爸爸口沫横飞地为我们指鹿为马时,吹来一阵凉风,让人毛骨悚然不寒而栗.妈妈连忙为爸爸黄袍加身,也叮嘱我们要节哀顺变.
到了傍晚,因为假日的关系,餐厅家家鸠占鹊巢六畜兴旺 .所以妈妈带着我们孟母三迁,最后终于决定吃火锅.有家餐厅刚换壁纸,家徒四壁很是美丽,灯火阑珊配上四面楚歌,非常有气氛.四面埋伏的女服务员四处招蜂引蝶,忙着为客人围魏救赵,口蜜腹剑,让人误以为到了西方极乐世界.
饥不择食的我们点了综合火锅,就等着火锅赶快沉鱼落雁好问鼎中原,可惜锅盖太小,有点欲盖弥彰.汤料沸腾后,热得乐不思蜀的我们赶紧节衣缩食好大义灭亲上下其手,一网打尽捞个水落石出.
火锅在我们呼天抢地面红耳赤地蚕食鲸吞后,很快就只剩沧海一粟和少数落网之鱼.母范犹存的妈妈想要丢三落四放粉条时发现火苗已经危在旦夕,只好投鼠忌器.幸好狐假虎威的爸爸吆五喝六叫来店员抱薪救火,终于死灰复燃,也让如坐针毡的我们中饱私囊.鸟尽弓藏后,我们一家子酒囊饭袋,沆瀣一气.我和妹妹更是小人得志,沾沾自喜.
不料结帐的时候,老板露出了庐山真面目,居然要一饭千金,爸爸气得吴牛喘月.
啊!这三生有幸的暑假,就在爸爸对着钱包自惭形秽大义灭亲后,我们全家江郎才尽,一败涂地.

同问！15字啊15字！！！泥煤你大爷

看起来好像很厉害的样子。

作为新人，在吧里不敢大声说话，也不敢得罪人！只能默默地顶完贴转身就走，深藏功与名。速度要快、动作要帅

我也是元老

哈哈！

我也是元老

D8新人 NB小白！