2.准备好了么? Music!
谷歌版：Ready for it? Music！
山寨版：Ready well le-ma？谬贼！
学院版：Are you ready？音乐！

3.我只是一个普通的二人转演员。
谷歌版：I am just an ordinary actor二人转.
山寨版：I only am one ordinary errenzhuan play boy.
学院版：I am just an ordinary actor of “two person act”.

4.不要-不要-停-不要停，pia、pia地。
谷歌版：Not to stop —not to not to stop, pia，pia to.
山寨版：No want-no want-stop-no want stop，屁啊、屁啊滴.
学院版：Don’t, don’t…stop, don’t stop，啪啪地.

5.我的中文名叫小沈阳，我的英文名叫Xiao Shenyang !
谷歌版：I called the Chinese Small Shenyang, my English is called Xiao Shenyang!
山寨版：My Chinese name called little shen sun, my English name called 肖—申—样儿！
学院版：My Chinese name is 小沈阳, my English name is Xiao Shenyang

7.我自己能做到的事，从来不麻烦别人
谷歌版：I myself can do things other people never Troublesome
山寨版：I myself can do come thing, never no bother others.
学院版：Whenever I can deliver myself, I never bother others.

8.我也是有身份证的人。
谷歌版：Me too have the ID card people.
山寨版：I also am have body card people.
学院版：I am also somebody with an ID card.

9.世界是我们的，也是儿子们的，但最终是那帮孙子们的。
谷歌版：The world are U.S., but also sons, but the band are finally grandchildren’s.（谷歌翻译太雷人，居然把“我们”翻译为“U.S.”，跟金山快译有一拼了）
山寨版：The world is ours, too is sons, but final end is that group of grandsons.
学院版：The world belongs to us, but also to our children, but eventually will belong to our grandchildren.

10.你都不理我，那我成狗不理了!
谷歌版：You ignore me, then ignore me into a dog!
山寨版：You all no care me, that I become dog no care!
学院版：Even you you don’t care me, then I would become Go- Believe!