华盛顿邮报举行一比赛：比谁能黑！

华盛顿邮报搞了一个比赛，要求写两行押韵的诗，第一行能多浪漫就多浪漫，第二行毁之

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life
我的心肝，我的挚爱，我美丽的贤妻，
我这辈子就毁在你手里。

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2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
你的容颜依稀入梦境，
于是我在尖叫中惊醒。

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
善良、聪慧、多情而性感，
可惜这些你一条都不占。

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
爱是上天赐福，爱情多么美好，
可我与你同眠只是因为喝高。

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.
曾以为一生只爱你一个
直到遇见你的二表哥。

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遇见你，我才知道丘比特没死。
比死更糟糕的，他疯了。

Everytime when snow going by i just watching ur window and waiting for u reconginize, just because i loss my elo again and again.

88 啥味道也没有gg

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