成长的烦恼第二季第1集【钟茌吧】

201 Jason and the Cruisers
Carol: We need the TV,
Mike.
Mike: Can't you see I'm
in the middle of a show here.
Carol: Yeah, well, I got
a better show. Mom took all the old movies and put them on tapes so that we can
see them.
Mike: Why?
Jason: Well, this ought
to be fun.
Maggie: Hurry up, Ben.
Jason: Front row.
Mike: Dad, you are
embarrassing me.
Jason: What? You're not
excited about seeing yourself in diapers with drool running down your
chin?
Carol: He can just look
in the mirror to see that.
Maggie: Oh, Mike was such
a cute little baby.
Mike: Alright. Look, I
have to go to study, OK?
Jason: What's the matter,
there's a full moon?
Mike: Yeah, I am really
very sorry I'm going to miss out on all this family fun. Gee I do really love
it too. You know when we pal around like this. But hey, I have to stu....
Jason: your mother has
gone to a lot of trouble putting these films on tape.
Maggie: It's OK. If he
doesn't want to see them.
Jason: He does.
Mike: Dad, you are
suggesting that I shouldn't study?
Jason: Yes, I am. Mike, I
think you are spending far too much time studying and too little time staring blankly
at the TV.
Carol: Ben, we are not
waiting for you, your tape is first.
Ben: Let's go, let's go,
let's go!
Maggie: Ben, you just ate
a full dinner.
Ben: This is not for me,
this is for my family who I love.
Carol: Here we go!
Ben: Hey. You said the
first tape was me, this is Mike.
Ben: Gee, Mike, you sure
look like a lady.
Mike: Guy alright, I'm
staying. All right, and the least you could do is put off my humiliation until
he's asleep.
Jason: Well, this sure
cuts into my fun., and how about you, Maggie?
Maggie: Yes, humiliating
Mike was one reason I had these movies transferred. But if he'll stop make
snide comments and join in the fun by playing a little background music, just
so 5 years of piano lessons don't go down the drain.
Mike: All right, look, I
know this family fun is going to kill me.
Carol: This is my
tape.
Mike: She's a maniac,
maniac I know. As she's dancing like she's never danced before.
Carol: I'm not playing
this while he's here.
Jason: Can you guys be a
little bit mature and just let a tape play?
Carol: What is this? Who
is this?
Maggie: I bet you even
forgot you had these.
Mike: hey, dad you never
told us you had a brother who was a geek.
Ben: That's dad, he's the
geek.
Mike: Oh, come on , after
all mom went to a lot of trouble putting all these movies on tape.
Maggie: Ok, if he doesn't
want to see them, that's OK.
Jason: Oh, Maggie, I want
to see my tape, yes.
Ben: Hi, I know, let's
watch my tape.
Jason: Oh, no, no. I will
be proud to show my tape.
Mike: Yeah
Jason: Thank you,
Mike.
Carol: This is the far
out group you led in college?

Mike: What?
Maggie: you see after
watching all those old movies last night, well your father started feeling
old.
Mike: Well he is.
Maggie: No, I mean old as
in out of it, over the hill.
Mike: Yeah.
Maggie: Michel please, I
want you to help me make your father feel a little younger. Is that so hard for
you to understand?
Mike: Hey, mom. How can
he feel old when he's married to a young fox like you?
Maggie: Oh, Michel, would
you please play a little basketball with your dad? And..
Mike: Throw the game?
Maggie: Well.
Mike: Take a dive.
Maggie: Yeah.
Mike: And no one will
know about it.
Maggie: Right.
Mike: OK. No problem. I'm
an old hand at fooling dad. Oh, dad!
Maggie: Such a nice boy.
Such a foxy young mother.
Mike: Hay, nice drive
dad.
Jason: what can I say.
I'm good.
Mike: Here we go!
Mike: Here you are, you
are so quick today here.
Jason: Yes. You wouldn't
by any chance be letting me win, would you?
Mike: Letting you win?
Are you kidding, Why would I want to do that?
Jason: For one thing your
mom doesn't like to admit when she's wrong.
Mike: Mom? And why would
she think that you feel old. I mean…
Jason: I'm warning you
Mike. Don't start patronizing your old man, I mean father. Because I can still
keep up with you.
Mike: Yeah right dad.
Jason: Oh, really. Come
on, take your best shot, let's see who sucker and winner at the end of this
one. OK?
Mike: All right?
Jason: Sure. None of that
hot dog stuff. Real game, real game. Unless you are afraid to be humiliated?
I'll understand. are you going to try out for the girls team this year?
Mike: No
Jason: OK, lucky
shot.
Mike: Come on dad, it's
twenty-eight. Am I banked
Jason: OK, all right, I
let you off the hook this time.
Ben: Come on, dad. Only
twenty-five more points and you're right back in it.
Mike: Come on, Ben. Can't
you see the man is tired.
Jason: Oh, what's the matter?
Afraid I'm going to catch up? I was just getting my second wind.
Ben: All right, dad. Come
on, you can do it, shut him down.
Jason: Ah..(falling
down.)
Mike: Come on dad. Hey
dad, are you all right?
Jason: I slipped on
something.
Ben: What is it?
Jason: I turned my
ankle.
Mike: Look, I knew you
couldn't play too long. You know parents never listen.
Jason: No, I'm fine. All
right. Just give me a minute, I can walk it off.
Mike: Hey look dad, I am
really bushed. I couldn't play another second. I…
Jason: OK.
Mike: OK.I am going to go
over to the school yard and get a game, right? See you later.
Ben: Dad, I think you are
a rock player.
Jason: Yeah, I know how
to play.
Ben: Especially for a guy
of your age.
Jason: Ah!
Ben: Don't worry, dad.
I'll take care of you.

Maggie: Oh, we have less
than an hour left. Is everything ready?
Man: Wola!
Carol: Ladies and
gentlemen! Madonna!
Maggie: Carol, not you
too!
Mike: Mom. If this
doesn't cheer dad up I think you'll have to divorce him.
Maggie: Of course it'll
work. He'll be seeing his old friends, his old band, it will give him a whole
new outlook.
(The door bell rang.)
Maggie: I'll get it. Oh,
Carol, would you and Mike put up some more balloons?
Mike: OK.
Maggie: Rick!
Rick: Oh, Maggie!
Maggie: How are you!
Rick: Wild and hot!
Maggie: You look
sensational. You haven't changed a bit.
Rick: Oh, maybe just a
little bit. Oh, wow! The Wild Hots never played in a place this classic before.
Maggie: Kids, this is
Rick. Rick, this is Carol and Mike.
Mike and Carol: Hi!
Rick: Oh. Maggie. By the
way, Maggie. The Wild Hots is going to sound a little thin tonight. We don't
have a keyboard man.
Maggie: Warren said he'd be here.
Rick: Well, he's had a
little coronary.
Maggie: Oh dear!
Rick: Nothing serious.
He's going to be up in about a week or so.
Maggie: Wait a minute.
Mike can fill in on keyboards.
Mike: Hay, Mom. I don't
know those stupid, fol....classics.
Rick: If you know five
chords then you know two more than we do.
Man: Radical?
Mike: Mom, I think we go
through with this, there's a good chance that dad is going to drown
himself.
Maggie: No, I don't think
it sounded that bad
Woman: Maggie, do you
have any aspirin?
Mike: I rest my case!
Maggie: Ok, Mike. You're
right, but what am I supposed to do? I can't just throw all these people
out.
Mike: I don't know mom,
but we can handle this. I can set the kitchen on fire.
Maggie: No, I like the
kitchen.
Mike: Oh, I know. How
about dad's office?
Maggie: No, it's OK. I'll
handle this.
Maggie: Rick? Rick? Hay!
Excuse me, everyone. We've had a slight change of plans and I've just learned
that Jason has been called to the hospital on an emergency, in another state. I
know, I'm as disappointed as you are, but he won't be back for days
Ben: Surprise! What's
with you people?
Jason: What's this? How
are you? Oh it's been years. Maggie, what's the occasion?
Rick: Ladies and
gentlemen,. The founder of Wild Hots Jammins Jason Seavor
Jason: Hay, how are you,
nice to see you!
Maggie: I think it's
going well, do you think it's going well? I think it's going well.
Jason: This is great, oh,
where's Warren?
Rack: Oh, he had a… he
had a heart attack.
Jason: What?
Rack: OK, he'll be
fine.
Jason: He's thirty-eight
years old.
Rick: I guess he's
finally learned that he can't keep up with the youngsters.
Maggie: Excuse me, Jason,
can I talk with you for a minute?

我们要用电视机了!
我正在看电视剧呢!
我有比这更好看的。妈妈把我们以前拍的录像有选择地又录了一遍。
为什么？
那会很在意思的。
快点，Ben。
来前排。
爸爸，你是想让我献丑吗？
看看你自己包着尿布流着口水的样子不是挺有意思的吗？
呵呵，他的样子只要照一下镜子就能看到。
噢，Mike小时候是个漂亮活泼的孩子。
行了，我现在要去温课了。
我从没听你说过温课。
呃，真对不起我不能和你们一起分享家庭的欢乐。不过，当然，也希望能和你们一起来看，可是我……
Mike，你妈妈把这些录像翻录下来可是花了很大精力的。
算了，既然他不愿意看……
他想看。
爸爸，你是说我不用去温课了？
是的，是这样的。你温课的时间实在是太多了而傻乎乎地盯着电视看的时间太少。
Ben，我可不想再等你了。就先放你的带子了。
我来了我来了我来了。
Ben，你晚饭吃得并不少。
又不是为我，是给我亲爱的家人们准备的。
好，我放了。
你刚才说先放我？这可是Mike。
噢！Mike看上去就像一小段香肠。
我不想看了。你们不该这样让我献丑。至少等Ben睡着以后。
那样我就太扫兴了。你觉得怎么样maggie？
对，让Mike献丑就是我翻录像带的主要原因之一，可要是他停止说这些酸溜溜的话，却谈点陪衬的音乐助大家的兴那么五年的钢琴课就算没有白上。
好吧好吧好吧，你们这种兴致可真要我的命。
这个，是我的录像带。
（Mike音乐声）
他在发狂，我知道。他要跳舞如同以前从没跳过一样。
他在房里我就不放了。
请你们大家都深沉一点，安静地看带子好吗？
这是什么？这是谁？
呵呵，这些镜头你们肯定早就忘了。
爸爸，你可从没说过你还有个小丑的弟弟。
那是爸爸，小丑就是他。哈哈哈。
噢，爸爸你别拿出来。你要知道妈妈把这些录像翻录下来花了很大的精力。
对。不，没关系，要是他不想看那也没什么。
噢，maggie，我当然非常想看，当然。
听我说，咱们来看我的。
不不还是继续放我的带子吧。我会感到很自豪的。
谢谢你Mike。
这就是你在大学里领导的那个高级乐队？

他？他心脏病发了。呵呵。
什么？
很快就会好。
他才三十八岁。
对，他终于懂得了不能和小伙子相比。
对不起Jason，能和你谈一分钟吗？
最好简短一点。
你相信吗？38岁心脏病就要发作。
亲爱的，我的计划是不知道这个情况的。
那么，历克的脑壳呢？
脱发早的人也是常见的。
对，尤其是在核电站工作的人。
我组织这个聚会绝不是想让你难过。
我并没有难过。
那是不开心。
不，我没有。
瞧，这帮人的模样连我的情绪都坏了。
他们的脸上确实有几条道道了。
几条道道？全国所有的公路网都在上面了。
他们的年龄和我差不多。
亲爱的，和他们相比你象是长生不老仙了。
对，没错，是这样。我比不老仙还要年轻。
可我和他们是相同的岁数。我都成奇迹了。
Jason，从这两个星期以来我一直都想告诉你……
我会不会听？
不会。
老兄，我们已经排了一遍了，立刻要上演了，魔王该上场了！
呵呵，野性热情乐队从没让观众失望过！
1，2，3，4……
（歌曲）
爸爸，我跟不上你的节奏了。
你可千万别走神！
Jason，你要弹到什么时候？
我向你保证，就弹几分钟。
呵呵maggie，黑乎乎的我没法弹了。
可是我能……

Mike，我要请你帮个忙。
什么忙？
昨天晚上我们看了过去的录像以后你爸爸感到自己老了。
他是老了。
我说的老是指完了。走下坡路的意思。
Mike，我想请你帮我使爸爸能够感到年轻一点，难道你就这么不理解？
他娶了个像你这么年轻漂亮的人，怎么会觉得老呢？
呵呵。Mike,我请你去跟爸爸打一场篮球吧。还有，做做游戏？
这个？
去跳水，但别告诉他。
好，很对。
好，那好吧。抓弄爸爸我是行家。噢爸爸。
呵呵，这么好的一个儿子，这么年轻漂亮的母亲。
真是个好球。
没说的，我是行家。
对。
再来。
好，开始。爸爸，今天我都没法招架了。
顺便问一句，是有意让我赢？
让你赢？开玩笑，我有意让你赢？！
我不知道，也许因为你妈妈不愿意承认她错了。
妈妈？她干嘛要认为你觉得老了？我说，为什么你会觉得……
我提醒你Mike，别对你爸爸装出一副恩人的样子好吗？和你较量我还是能行的。知道吗？
我知道，爸爸。
把你的看家本领全拿出来。比赛结束时看谁会伸舌头。
好啊。
来吧，真正的比赛别弄虚作假。来吧。来吧，除非你怕出洋相，是不是那样？那样你就去参加女子队！
别多说了。来。
来吧。
很好，有对手了。
好了，我都进了二十八个了，不打了。
好，我这次就放你一马。
不行，爸爸，你就差二十五分了，怎么可以停下不干了呢？
Ben，你没有看见他打累了吗？
噢，你是怕我会赶上去吧？我只是休息一会。
再接再厉，爸爸，你会赢的，你一定要把他打败。
好。
来吧。
怎么了，爸爸，你没事吧？
只不过滑了一下。
怎么回事？
脚扭了。
我早知道打得太久了，做父母的就是不听话。
你用不着来唬我，让我歇一会就会好的。
我说爸爸，我累得一秒钟都坚持不了，别玩了。
好吧。
我现在要去学校参加一场比赛。好了再见。

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