Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个女人。