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……被脑内燃烧的熊熊邪火煎熬中TVT不断冒出各种老不正经的念头
于是开贴!各位都把脑内想看的各种rp段子(正经唯美段子也行= =+)拿出来征文吧orz~~~~
我先把煎熬了我若干天的内容发布出来求喂食orz
我想看如下桥段:
小熊醉酒/大梅泡妞/狒狒初夜……
(好了不用揍我自己飞。。。)



1楼2011-06-07 23:03回复
    


    3楼2011-06-07 23:13
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      Speechless啊你成功让我抽过去了……


      4楼2011-06-07 23:15
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        不准围观。。。蹲着爬来爬去TVT


        5楼2011-06-07 23:16
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          TAT乃咋能这样呢。。。好歹贡献一个狒狒初夜之类的。。你可是他本命的吧。。。
          ps:我可是认真肖想过大梅浑身半裸微湿地躺着一美女骑他身上的场景的。。
          pps:小熊醉酒!我要看!我脑补他是个好酒之徒好长时间了!


          6楼2011-06-07 23:17
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            求Finwe X Miriel版的示范


            7楼2011-06-07 23:37
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              ……我能贡献一个小熊x小熊老婆的你需要么。。。


              8楼2011-06-07 23:39
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                噗……是收来的还是乃自己写的呀?
                话说狒狒这个桥段我看过!忘记叫什么了……后悔ing……


                9楼2011-06-07 23:44
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                  ……自己写……我还从没见过任何小熊的bg呢囧
                  ===以下是瞎眼的分割线====
                  那个男人是诺尔多族最高贵的宗主王——
                  除此之外,少女对自己即将与之成婚的对象,一无所知。
                  因此,在那只修长结实的手掌撩开帐子的时候,她不禁向后退缩着。
                  被银色和蓝色包裹着的黑发男性,吃力地倚靠在四柱床的一侧,他拉着自己的斗篷,并且用歉意的眼神注视着少女。
                  “对不起……我喝了酒。”他轻声地嘟囔着,“你……”
                  少女羞怯地注视着自己的丈夫,那是个身材颀长矫健的诺尔多精灵,比她所认识的所有辛达族男性都要高挑,他天蓝色的新婚礼服被被华贵的银色刺绣妆点,瀑布般浓密的黑发从肩头泄下,甚至遮住了脸庞。
                  “帮帮我……”那位最高的君王低声央求道,她这才赶忙上前,代他脱去身上的华裳。少女的手拂过了男子的腰线,那紧实精悍的触感令她双颊羞红。
                  她确实为这一刻感到微微兴奋——银发的辛达姑娘慢慢地把双手放在那一瀑黑发当中——她为自己正亲手摘下整个儿中土最高贵的皇冠而不自禁地颤抖。
                  “让你久等了——”
                  她的丈夫庄重地说着,但是他的行径泄露了酒醉的事实——至高王不合时宜地紧了紧箍在新婚妻子腰间的手臂,这让少女完全贴伏在了他的身上。
                  ……蜂蜜酒……浓郁、甜厚的味道,被凌乱黑发盘绕着的结实胸膛。
                  一个酒醉的男人,银发的姑娘发现她一点儿都不讨厌。
                  ===瞎眼完毕===
                  ps:算是连上酒醉的小熊一块了……背景是出于至高王的责任而娶了不相识的女性的小熊,


                  10楼2011-06-08 00:00
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                    速度……废柴情何以堪……
                    好、好的……明天来上OTZ……


                    11楼2011-06-08 00:09
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                      等收租,哇哈哈


                      12楼2011-06-08 00:17
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                        -------------------瞎眼,渣英文,大神们请无视-------------------
                        POV是Nerdanel
                        The vast black sea roared before us. Foams spilled from where the waves crashed with jutting rocks. And I couldn’t help inhaling sharply:
                        “Just another wonder you have led me to, Feanaro! Look at the precipice – are you not thinking of the half-finished statue in Aule’s forge?”
                        “I disagree. The crude rock is not even worth comparison to Aule’s delicate works, though given a chisel I may be able make a statue of Aule out of it.” He observed earnestly.
                        “You completely missed the point!” I beamed at being able to outmatch him again in observation, “It’s the green spot at the upper-left corner! See? A symbol of growth, like the green gem we’re going to put on the statue’s diadem!”
                        He scowled and I laughed, the sound carried afar in the bitter gales.
                        “I was just joking! All the time you spend in court doing princely affairs is certainly harming your creativity.” I threaded my fingers nimbly into his severely braided hair and undid it. The silky, raven mane flared in the wind and I shoved it away impatiently to reveal the most kissable spot.
                        His eyes widened as my tongue worked its way in to his mouth. Of course, we had done that before – but each time I was able to surprise him with the intensity. And then it had never been under such conditions – the sea, the salt smell in the air, the inexplicable rocks and distant, sharp cries of seagulls. I could lose myself in it – actually, I was losing as he grabbed my waist and held me ever more tightly against him. A loose piece of cloth fluttered querulously between us and our hand met as we ridded each other of that minor disturbance and all its likeness.
                        -------------------------------Fin--------------------------


                        13楼2011-06-09 04:15
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                          我错了I beamed at being able to outmatch him again in 划掉observation划掉——perception


                          14楼2011-06-09 04:20
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                            快要被工作逼疯的人爬上来……
                            我说这个Nerdanel很……热情似火么…… XD XD


                            IP属地:美国15楼2011-06-09 15:16
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                              …………
                              ……我表示这楼对我来说是货真价实的天雷,决定从此绕行…………囧rz


                              IP属地:美国17楼2011-06-09 15:31
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