仔细想想该不会是Sheldon吧。
//感觉可以开通一个每日一梗的栏目//
今天SS叫我翻译个情书，
宝宝心想期中英语70的我已经丧失信心了，翻译毛啊！
但是看了看内容还是接了活。(……)
个人感觉水平不高但装逼足矣。
楼下发词

Valentine by Carol Ann Duffy
Not a red rose or a satin heart.
I give you an onion.
It is a moon wrapped in brown paper.
It promises light
like the careful undressing of love.
Here.
It will blind you with tears
like a lover.
It will make your reflection
a wobbling photo of grief.
I am trying to be truthful.
Not a cute card or a kissogram.
I give you an onion.
Its fierce kiss will stay on your lips,
possessive and faithful
as we are,
for as long as we are.
Take it.
Its platinum loops shrink to a wedding-ring,if you like.
Lethal.
Its scent will cling to your fingers,
cling to your knife.